Why me
I've been where you are
I spent my first two years in the gym doing what the internet told me to do. Program hopping every six weeks, cutting when I should have been eating, and wondering why nothing looked different in the mirror.
What changed wasn't a magic split. It was running one plan long enough to see it work, eating enough to actually build, and having someone tell me the truth when I was lying to myself about my adherence.
That's what I do for my clients now. Not extreme diets. Not a PDF you open twice. A plan that fits the life you already have, adjusted every week based on what your body's actually doing.